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mo-lester:

yo skrillex drop that thun thun thun

lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

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suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

April 15 / 187,226 notes

deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

April 15 / 404,966 notes

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

April 15 / 510,310 notes

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

April 15 / 438,356 notes

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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Worst feelings in the world
  • Failing a test you studied really hard for
  • Getting replaced in a friendship
  • Getting ignored 
  • Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
  • Having to fight back tears in front of people
  • Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
  • Goodbyes
  • Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply
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torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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